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trampoline

yo i just trampolined a nigga
Dat dude from m.a. trampolined dat nigga on da block
by JaeO October 11, 2008
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tampoline

A tampon created just for use by men.
Brad: Hey, Joe, got any tampolines? It's that time of month for me.
Me: Yeah, you want bubblegum-scented giraffe print or chocolate-scented zebra print?
Brad: Definitely the bubblegum-scented giraffe print. Thanks, dude.
Me: Anytime, bro! And don't forget to buy a tampon case for those!
by adjfksf August 1, 2006
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Trampoline

Trampoline is usually on of your friends or friend of a friend that let's men jump on and off her like the neighbor kids trampoline. She is fun to bounce on but you dont want one in your yard.
Doreen and gayle are real whores but not as used up as that wore out trampoline roberta.. but that no dick asian dude Bob will still screw them.
by Ginsukiller January 27, 2020
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Bellybutton Trampoline

When a chubby person wears a shirt that is too tight for them, and the material stretches tightly over the large recess in their stomach which leads to their bellybutton. The tightly pulled material yields a 'trampoline' effect over that area.

Tight fabric over the belly button crevice of muffin tops. bounce on that shit, yo.
That fat chick has some serious bellybutton trampoline going on with that shirt.
by h4xp0ck3tz January 15, 2014
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heart trampoline

a movie, experience, or person that makes your heart go all flippy floppy
i wanted a heart trampoline but i didnt wanna watch a whole movie so i found the episode where they kiss for the first time and watched that instead
by u can call me al November 3, 2019
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trumpoonery

The act of several twats in aiding and abetting an individual that everybody knows is an assclown.
You can tell that trumpoonery is still in effect by Pence's and Ryan's shit-eating grins during the State Of The Union Address (SOTUA).
by LostFido February 7, 2018
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trampoline moshing

when numerous people get on a trampoline and jump around in a wild and crazy manner while thrashing around, headbanging, slamming, pummeling, tackling, and running into each other.
--just like regular moshing, except done on a trampoline, causing it to be crazier, more dangerous, and more extreme, therefore making it 10x better
--usually done while some insanely amazing screamo music is being played
--may result in unpleasantness, fainting, disorientation, loss of conciousness, excessive bleeding, seizures, sh***ing your pants, serious injury, or death (trampoline mosh at your own f***ing risk >:D)
Ricardo: Hey, look!! There's a trampoline!!!!!
Chuck: Let's go trampoline moshing!!!!!
Amelya: F**K YEAH!!!!!
Other girls:AHHH!!!! *run away in girly manner*
by Amelya the Great June 29, 2009
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