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Tante Tosser

When you enjoy licking the area between someone's ass and vagina/sac
David I didnt know you were a tante tosser.
by T.T. Smalls October 28, 2009
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Muffin Tosser

A person with a muffin top or large love handles that tries to be athletic and wears work out clothes that is way to small for them and during attempted work out their muffin doth toss oh so disgustingly.
That guy on the tread mill is so disgusting his fat is jiggling all over the place. He is such a muffin tosser
by Brown Farrell Stowell Johnson February 28, 2011
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coin-tosser

(a) a man who attempts to cover his homosexuality by acting macho, sporty, or beefy. (b) a sports player on the down-low
Butch is such a coin-tosser; he lifted weights for 3 hours, then fucked Mike in the ass.
by Frank Monroe January 16, 2005
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doughnut tosser

A sorry bitch that walks into your new office/new job, and proceeds tho scatter a bag of Krispy Kremes all over the joint. While the owner (your new boss) looks in amazement..
The sorry dumpster cunt walked into the office and threw a bag of doughnuts at me.. Sorry ass "doughnut tosser.
by randall fleenor January 9, 2008
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yogurt tosser

Bitch suck that yogurt tosser till it explodes baby batter all over you.
by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017
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Salad Tosser

When someone licks the bunghole up and down and at some extreme times eats the brown lil pieces of poop called dingleberries.
Drew and Chris love tossing eachothers salad all night long and then Ben jumps in and fingers there buttholes!!!!
by Jayz May 13, 2003
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Caber-Tosser

A Scottish man that at that precise moment is being a tosser...
"...I said don't touch my ass, you 'Caber-Tosser'..."
by Smeeshcat January 16, 2006
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