torquey boar

A penguin that is magestic

Did you see that Torquey Boar over there?

by PonkeyIsALedgend August 29, 2017

Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.

That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.

by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020

Torquer

Someone who is really fucked up

The man who keeps pushing his mind and body to its furthest limits when taking substances or drinking is a Torquer.

by You cant win April 28, 2020

torque dog

The most erect a penis can be..

That stripper gave me a raging torque dog.

by heterofratboi June 16, 2020

Torque

To (usually intentionally) anger or torment someone.

Dude, stop torqing me, I'm trying to drive here. (Friend in back seat keeps blowing in driver's ear)

I can't take this torque-fly any more! Am I the only person in the room he keeps landing on?

Please stop torqing me guys, I can't help that I have bird-legs.

What's with this damn torque-fly hat keeps landing on my face - Am I the only one in the room with bad breath or something?

by Elephantboy23 August 30, 2021

Torquid

a sense of calm brought about when immense reaches a certain threshold.

my uncle got his arm caught in a hydraulic press yesterday. He didn't scream though, his faced seemed quite torquid.

by TK448 June 1, 2022

Torque

The true definition of torque is when you wake up in the morning with a morning wood and you have to torque yourself up at just the right angle to take a piss.

I had such a bad case of morning wood this morning when I went to piss, I had to really torque up just to make it in the toilet.

by Adolf Oliverbusch December 1, 2022