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U of T is a huge research university in downtown Toronto. The student population is diverse and pretty smart. What I mean by that is that there are a lot of asians.

When students are asked what university they go to, some just say 'I got to school in Toronto'. That's because it's the only university in Toronto that actually matters. I'd list the other schools, but I forgot them.

This way of answering 'where do you go university' with a city name should not be confused with the reason why McGill students answer with 'Montreal'. McGill students tell people they went to school in Montreal because they are too embarrassed to admit they actually went to McGill.
I go to the University of Toronto because McGill girls are ugly and they smoke crack at York.
by Tom.T.Tomson June 10, 2010
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Toronto Delusion

When no matter how much a professional sports team of Toronto is loosing, they are always the winning team in the eyes of hopeless fans.
- Toronto won last night! They are definitely going to the playoffs now!
- Ummm... that's their first win all season.
- Yeah! But they are going to win all the rest now, I can feel it.
- Facepalm. Congratulations. You are completely stuck in the Toronto Delusion.
by Melen28 April 9, 2011
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Toronto girl

Toronto girls living the good life, Loubouton shoes. Louis Vuitton bags. Face frozen with Botox. Overly full lips with fillers. Very fake looking and high maintenance. Most have similar look and attitude. Look for men with money.
Friend 1: Bro look at that girl.

She’s hot af.
Friend 2: she’s Such a toronto girl. She will spend all your money.
by Cdnguy1990 May 26, 2018
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university of toronto

The next best thing to higher learning.
"Hey, are you going to university this year?"

"No. I'm going to the University of Toronto."
by Drama_King January 18, 2008
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dickhead Toronto

n. A man who spends too much time in the men's room at any private party or social function.
Person 1: "I've been waiting outside of this wash closet for ten minutes. What's the big idea!"

Person 2: "I don't know, but if this dickhead Toronto doesn't get a move on, I'm gonna piss myself!"

alt. v. to dickhead Toronto
by sporkonator October 8, 2010
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Toronto Slammer

The act of violently striking the male genitals repeatedly with a mallet or similar implement until climax occurs.
That's the last time I straddle a tree stump while getting a Toronto Slammer; I've been picking splinters out of my sack for a week.
by Dr Ironmind November 2, 2014
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Lil Toronto

Jal C. Kor (b. March 15, 2006), better known by his stage name Lil Toronto, is a rapper coming out of Omaha, Nebraska.
Toronto started rapping at age 10 because of his cousin lil benji; his first song was a diss track towards the superheros, titled “no superhero policy” which he took off after a year because he didn’t record it at a studio he just freestled it on his phone. He has a couple thousand fans including his friends at the school he goes to.
On April 30th, 2020, Lil Toronto wll released his debut album, extended fire.
When is Lil Toronto going to drop another banger.
by Regulardude2010 February 23, 2020
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