tootsies

Toes, the things at the end of your feet.

Ma tootsies are cauld

by Gav April 14, 2004

saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003

Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

by adamandfiona January 24, 2010

hottie tottie with a naughty karate body

An extremely attractive person.

Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another native Southern California girl.

"Muy caliente! What a hottie tottie with a naughty karate body!"

by Figurine Horse September 25, 2005

ring-tailed tooter

a mischievous individual

That boy's gonna be a ring-tailed tooter!

by Flow Leisurly January 2, 2010

Toonie Drop

Putting a 2 dollar Canadian coin (Toonie) in your lips and lay down on stage at a strip club, so the girl will shake here goods in your face.

Mike was a mad man at the strip club last night, I've never seen anyone spend so much on Toonie Drop's.

by Toonie King October 19, 2009

toothead

An insult used mostly by young children meaning either a mean/insulting/jerkish person or a smelly head.

"Your just a toothead!" said the little boy to his sister.

by Kimmster July 22, 2006