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Toledo cunt transfer 

The act of transferring a miserable, lazy, incompetent cunt from Toledo to another branch to wreak havoc there instead. Inevitably, the Toledo cunt lives like an office nomad as she will never be accepted by the other classier, respectable women in the office; hence perpetuating the Toledo cunt transfer cycle.

Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.
Woman: "Jesus! Is that cunt really taking another cigarette break?"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."
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mad tones 

when something is cool, hot or anything good
student: can we have our test postponed?
Teacher: of course.
Student: thats mad tones.

kid 1: u no that girl?
kid 2: yea dude she's mad tones.
kid 1: totally gonna add her on facebook
mad tones by kidpandamonium September 6, 2011

ringback tone 

A little "trend" started by Verizon wireless in which songs are substituted for that same old ringing sound.
Unfortunately, each sound clip is tinny and static-ridden, and lasts about 30 seconds before repeating.
They may also cause your friends to hate you. Realize that this is only because you've had "Baby Got Back" on ringback for sixth months. This is why they no longer call you.
Along with the tones comes a tricky system online where you set them up and decide whether you want a Jukebox (a playlist of many different songs) or just one song over and over again. Each tone is $0.99 and lasts a year.
Dick: (picking up) Hello?
Jane: Why did you pick up? I was totally grooving to your Ms. New Booty ringback tone!
Dick: I know, isn't it the shizzle?
ringback tone by Gossipislove April 22, 2006

Tonedeaf 

One who cannot distingish whether his or hers singing sucks
Tonedeaf by Splintercell December 6, 2003
A Parody account on Twitter. Member of "Parody Samaaz".

#Teambaan
Supreme Leader of IT Cell.
Home Minister of Parody Samaaz.

Ambition: Forming BJP government in Sri Lanka and Nepal
Don't mess with Tondupar.
Tondupar by ZeePublic March 15, 2021

frog tone 

I woman with a high and scratchy voice.
that bitch with the frog tone just makes me want to shoot myself.
frog tone by illeatchu December 20, 2008

Feeling Like Tone 

When you smashed and you feel overly fat and sloppy.
“Just banged a 20 piece nugget and a Hershey pie i’m Feeling Like Tone.”
“I shouldn’t have went that dummy at the buffet. I’m feeling like Tone”
Feeling Like Tone by luhcheq March 16, 2021