Toddlerism

A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.

My son said a hilarious toddlerism yesterday. He called a concrete mixer a commie! mixer

by YummyTerror8259 August 22, 2023

toddlerness

toddler like

I was weird in my age of toddlerness

by Empiregaming13 May 3, 2018

Two Ton Toddler’s

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.

“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”

by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024

toddler fashion

When somebody's fit is put together so poorly it resembles something an infant would wear if they dressed themselves.

Heels stuck in the bottom of their pants, dragging. Belt buckle off to the side and not centered. Misaligned buttons on a button down. Shirts on backwards and/or inside out. This is all toddler fashion.

by Shingouki March 22, 2024

Toddler slap

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.

Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.

by Toddler slap June 30, 2023

Toddler

Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.

The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.

Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.

by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025

Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.

“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”

by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025