Tony

An uncle everybody has. No matter who you are, you have an uncle named Tony.

“Hey I’m staying in my uncles this weekend!”
“You mean uncle Tony’s?”
“Well who else?”

by beefy orange May 31, 2018

Tony

He is a boy who is always trying to brag about him self. Tony is not humble and he is always distracted with a game.

Tony is not humble.

by Viral_DestructionZ June 13, 2018

Tony

Tony is a name of someone who usually is indeed handsome. However, Tonys are usually a jerk. They think highly of themselves, they always show off. Tonys are also usually bald.

Why are you such a jerk, are you copying Tony?

by fuckboi707 October 31, 2018

Tony

Attracts psychotic women

That guys a really a tony

by The crazy dude February 12, 2019

tony

meanie who will just cut you out of their life cuz they got a girlfriend but you just wanted to be their friend and NOw he’s ghosting you and you’re sad and wrote a very very long angry statement about it

i very much dislike toe he is gross and mean

we know you don’t like tony

by largebi June 25, 2019

Tony

A fag bag who ride the dick all night

I saw tony riding the dick last night

by Pisssy August 14, 2019

Tony

The smartest dude around. Great person, great boyfriend, great all round. He is every man’s man crush and every girl’s regular crush. There’s nothing he’s bad at. We love you Tony.

Guy 1 - Do you know who Tony is?
Guy 2 - You mean the greatest person ever?

by SpoopyCookie October 25, 2019