massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

by iuefuh August 22, 2023

Throb bating

Bating an onlooker by teasing them with the throb/bulge in your pants.

Catching someone's attention with the huge dick in your pants

Hey that dude was throb bating me!

by LANZIFIREFLY June 24, 2019

throb n' sob

(v) A situation in which the male counterpart(s) cry profusely during sexual intercourse, frequently done whilst listening to overly emotional Maroon 5 music.

I overheard Diego having the wildest throb n' sob last night after his vasectomy

by schlongslapper99 November 17, 2015

Throb D

When you’ve got an absolute throb on that resembles a nerd wearing a bicycle

I’ve got right throb d on the go, check out my helmet guys!

by Brasshand February 18, 2021

Throbbing Marlboro

when youre hitting your woman from the back, you light a cig and put it in her butthole. Wait til the cigarette burns out, and then blow your load in her butt

I heard Billy gave Katie a throbbing marlboro!

by Tommyboy3579 October 11, 2020

Total throbs

Having an intense affinity or great affection for someone or something. Can also mean thinking someone is cute or hot.

She’s total throbs for him.

I have total throbs for new whips!

That couple is total throbs.

by Star Kat December 15, 2024