A man who fucks so much, and has been so successful at pleasing women, that his sex giving powers have reportedly saved women from death. The word "wrench" implying that this individual can stop anybody problems with their Johnson that they are a gift from our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Some Penis-Wrenches have reportedly cured cancer, Blue-waffle, etc.
Brynn: Hey Val, I thought you had a fever, you probably shouldn't be out in the cold!
Val: Oh, I'm better now, Matt is such a Penis-Wrench that he cured me!
Brynn: Ooh, what's his number?
Val: Oh, I'm better now, Matt is such a Penis-Wrench that he cured me!
Brynn: Ooh, what's his number?
by TheOriginalPenisWrench April 18, 2016
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Get the Poon Wrench mug.When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.
Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
by microwave420.69 September 24, 2019
Get the Clenching the Wrench mug.i hit three of them bufoons with my new wrench-launcher today. i mostly used hammers and screwdrivers.
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Get the MONKEY WRENCH mug.Using the wrong tool for a job. Most often used when trying to use a pair of pliers or vice-grips to remove nuts and bolts.
by yz28210 June 1, 2011
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