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Steven

Normal human with practical sense: Steven has a beautiful voice

Other human: yes he does 🤩
by HEheHeah March 11, 2019
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Steven

A very sarcastic individual.

Often sophisticated, poetic, intelligent and very funny.

He's very sweet, loving, and emotional. Knows how to put a smile on your face and will always be there for you. Very stubborn at times but caring at other times. Looks for his friends best interest. Easily taken advantage of, he's very kind-hearted and gentle.
1: he was very nice and sweet.
2: Oh, must be a steven.
by bluecat17 December 23, 2018
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Steven

Um... I don't really know him but hey, i hear... that he is a vampire and I do have very reliable sources... Yes you know who you are.
by Captain Kokie July 15, 2008
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Steven

An Antisocial metal head. Hates people but is also uncomfortable around them. Has had a ton of bad experiences in his life. Loves alcohol and sex. Is extremely smart with an individual sense of humor. Super kinky
That quiet kid is a Steven. Don't get in a relationship unless u like hells music and strange kinks.
by Kitty234 June 11, 2017
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Steven

The act of mastubation. Word derived from the famous chemist who had a reputation for the aforementioned act.
Can I use your computer I really need a steven
by thesweetsmellofsuccess December 7, 2010
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Steven

The subject of a particularly cruel prank.

Made popular by an episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor titled Vehicular Manslaughter (S01E07) which guest starred actor/comedian Michael Ian Black.
"He looks like a Steven to me!"
by Dejackamo Von Rictor July 20, 2008
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Steven

A person who is usually awfully annoying, likes to brag, and fails at video games. Also, will encourage others that he is indeed superior at technology and will hack their computers. Will use words that you obviously won't understand and will make fun of the fact that you don't know it.
Person 1 : Dude, did you watch Mythbusters last night?

Person 2 : I was too busying plying Crysis and hacking your computer

Person 1 : Dude, you can't hack or play for SHIT.

Person 2 : JUST BECAUSE MY COMPUTER IS BETTER THAN YOURS, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME LIKE THAT

Person 1 : Shut up, stop being such a steven.

An example of a what a steven would say :
OMFG I GOT NEW GAMEZ CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE KK?
by themorpheuskk1 March 18, 2009
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