My man didn't finish me off last night so I went to the next room and I splat my peach all by my ownself.
All my ladies if you feel me come on do it do it splat your peach.
All my ladies if you feel me come on do it do it splat your peach.
by MichaelMadman January 14, 2011
Get the Splat your peachmug. When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.
by sir crank alot December 16, 2018
Get the Splat-o-grammug. Adverb- when recieving oral sex, pull out when u about to release and shoot ur monkey juice in her eye causing a cadarac like after effect
Jim- Hey guess what
Tom- what
Jim- You know that fine bitch we met at the bar last night, I took her home and Cadarac Splat 'd her
Tom- what
Jim- You know that fine bitch we met at the bar last night, I took her home and Cadarac Splat 'd her
by NightMare_Element October 26, 2007
Get the Cadarac Splatmug. by Hook9 March 31, 2009
Get the Creamy Mug Splatmug. A longer phrase than fuck my life but means the same thing. Usually used after something very bad happens or someone says something bad. Can be followed by putting your index finger and middle finger in your mouth and moving your thumb..like your shooting yourself.
Girl 1: What would you do if I broke your dick in two pieces.
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!
by domkeboy November 25, 2010
Get the click boom splat thumpmug. When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
Q. What’s he covered in?!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
Get the ultimate deer splatmug. by Cici butt lover November 8, 2015
Get the shit splat natty splat shitsmug.