The Moose

A moose known for stalking of big tall men. She likes to go after men with big man meat, so that she can feed her appetite for cock meat. She was once seen roaming the grounds of Saratoga Race Track lost ane bewildred during the great Dooley famine of 2009.

Hey look over there it's The Moose hunting for large meat stick to bury in Her mouth.

Wow that's one crazy moose.

by Horse Face hannas June 30, 2009

Under the Moose

The condition you're in when you're having an awful day at work, or are otherwise feeling worthless and crapped upon.

In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"

Joe: So how has work been going, Bob?

Bob: I've been feeling a little Under the Moose lately.

by HexMaster February 4, 2009

The Moose is Loose

The act of rubbing your Moose Knuckle on unsuspecting friends.

Damn! He just walked up behind them and rubbed his Moose Knuckle on em!!! The Moose is Loose!!

by Sneaky Hal March 13, 2011

The Moose Preserve

The Moose Preserve is the best sports bar in Michigan surrounded by the extremely affluent communities of Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham. Don't let the wealth and prestige of the area fool you; the "Moose" still has the care-free, bar-and-grill feel, and has bumper stickers available that say "We Eat Our Roadkill." The Moose is a great place to go after winning a football game or maybe to watch a football game on the multiple big screens all over the restaurant. The staff and manager are extremely welcoming and relaxed and tolerant of all you drunk idiots who love food and a great game of pool.

Jeff: hey wanna get the guys and go to The Moose Preserve and watch the game?

Mark: yeah man that sounds great. Let's get the camp nacho and buffalo wings!

by moosepreservelover May 24, 2009

the mooseage

Something that is really funny, awesome and randomis usualy the mooseage, simply because mooses rock.

Guy1: lool, did you see supercide on youtube?
Guy2: yeah lool, it was the mooseage
Guy1: Totaly

by Sogemplow February 18, 2007

Shootin the moose

The ultimate phrase that can be used to make any conversation sound dirtier than it really is.

Tom: So i went out to the club last night and got some tail
Linda: Yeah right, you were probably home shootin the moose.

Jim: So Bill, i saw you leave with Cindy last night.
Bill: Yeah, we went to my place and shot the moose.

Haley: Lady Gaga is so grody!
Jason: No! Everytime I see her i shoot the moose!

by The Wizard of Faz August 5, 2009

says the moose

a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.

Crush: "Well, I gotta go now, bye."
You: "OK, says the moose, see ya later."

by HeyThereBrownEyes April 11, 2012