A foul smelling yellow eyed creature from the back alleys of Detroit that comes out at night to gather your belongings while you sleep in order to fulfill his crack motivating mission.
Damn that swamp lurker bastard from the alley two streets down stole all my shit out of the garage last night.
by King Smidi August 25, 2017
An individual who goes to the Rathskeller bar at the university of Miami with no plans. These individuals are either alcoholics or lack the friends necessary to attend the rat as a group.
by UM7474 January 20, 2018
*'New' member joins online forum*
Admin: Hello new member, and welcome! Make sure to read the forum rules before interacting since you haven't already.
New Member: Oh I've already read them, I'm not new here, I was just previously a lurker. I've been on this website for like 3 years but just now made an account and decided to start talking.
Admin: Hello new member, and welcome! Make sure to read the forum rules before interacting since you haven't already.
New Member: Oh I've already read them, I'm not new here, I was just previously a lurker. I've been on this website for like 3 years but just now made an account and decided to start talking.
by suburban__dictionary April 25, 2023
Someone, usually a creepy male, who has airdropped themselves into a space that they are not supposed to be in. Can be found inserting themselves in social scenarios they are not a part of and also lacks an understanding of social norms.
Examples of lurkers:
Man over the age of 25 at a college bar.
That frat boi who is always at the bar anytime you go.
Man who wears sunglasses at a club.
Man over the age of 25 at a college bar.
That frat boi who is always at the bar anytime you go.
Man who wears sunglasses at a club.
by PLIMPBULLS November 28, 2019
A person who consumes all of someone else's digital content in the form of social media posts, blogs, forums, livestreams, etc. but never makes their presence known by commenting, liking , sharing or reaching out via DM.
As a VERB ; Lurking -
Following and reading all of the posting activity of an account/online community/website for a considerable length of time without ever engaging with the account or interact with posts.
As a VERB ; Lurking -
Following and reading all of the posting activity of an account/online community/website for a considerable length of time without ever engaging with the account or interact with posts.
Jo: Dear hiring manager at Peachtree Versatile Assistants,
I am excited to have finally made the decision to apply for a VA position with your company. You see, I've actually been a Indeed/LinkedIn lurker of Peachtree VA's postings for quite sometime. Today I am taking the plunge and making my pitch about why and how I will add value to both the company and clients...
Hiring manager at Peachtree VA: Hello Jo, we are happy to hear from you and would like to move forward with the process by scheduling a conversation to discuss your potential future with the company. Better late than never!
I am excited to have finally made the decision to apply for a VA position with your company. You see, I've actually been a Indeed/LinkedIn lurker of Peachtree VA's postings for quite sometime. Today I am taking the plunge and making my pitch about why and how I will add value to both the company and clients...
Hiring manager at Peachtree VA: Hello Jo, we are happy to hear from you and would like to move forward with the process by scheduling a conversation to discuss your potential future with the company. Better late than never!
by J. Molly the VA May 19, 2023
A largeturd that won't flush away
by Tewel22 March 14, 2023
usually a highschool/college student who follows a random group of people around. they think that theyre best friends with everyone but in reality no one know who they are
friend 1: man that party was lit as hell
friend 2: on me bro
eugene: you guys had a party with out me?
friend 1: shut up dickhead. nobody in here knows you
friend 2: what a lurker dude
friend 2: on me bro
eugene: you guys had a party with out me?
friend 1: shut up dickhead. nobody in here knows you
friend 2: what a lurker dude
by astro76 June 02, 2024