Is very talented and awesome, and is one of the best musicians in my book. Too good for little teeny boppers to say how "kute" he is or whose he is. Um... he has a wife. Denice. Heh sorry kiddos, i think you should check out simple plan or something.
by Nightmares_Win66 April 11, 2004
Get the kris roemug. A very attractive Chinese man who used to be in the group EXO. However he realised how much SM suck and left to do stuff on his own. He's now an extremely talented, successful man who has starred alongside Rihanna and Cara Delevigne in movies and has a song about juice.
by Iloveexo August 31, 2017
Get the kris wumug. Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?
No, what.
He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled
No, what.
He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled
by Lar095070 October 25, 2015
Get the Kris Kringledmug. A contestant on "Crapfest 2009" also known as American Idol season 8. No one thought he would get into the top 12, but he did because of horny women and then a few weeks later boomed into a serious contender and could possibly win this whole shitfest.
Kris Allen is one of the better singers this year on American Idol, along with Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta. Allison article coming soon.
Did I mention girls wanna fuck him?
Kris Allen is one of the better singers this year on American Idol, along with Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta. Allison article coming soon.
Did I mention girls wanna fuck him?
Girl 1: I WANNA FUCK KRIS SOOOOO BAD!111
Girl 2: NO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS MEE!!!11!
Obsessed Kris Allen fan: NO BITCHES I WANNA FUCK HIM HE WANTS MEE SO F OFF KAY
(No offense to his fans.)
Girl 2: NO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS MEE!!!11!
Obsessed Kris Allen fan: NO BITCHES I WANNA FUCK HIM HE WANTS MEE SO F OFF KAY
(No offense to his fans.)
by Lewis Black Fan April 27, 2009
Get the Kris Allenmug. Noun.
The most social forensics kid/spick ever. Accussed of, and proven, to also have an odd fear of people. Excels at forensics activities, has great taste in music, uses larger words than the average, and has an extremely cold room that is also a garage.
The most social forensics kid/spick ever. Accussed of, and proven, to also have an odd fear of people. Excels at forensics activities, has great taste in music, uses larger words than the average, and has an extremely cold room that is also a garage.
by T. Ham December 13, 2008
Get the Kris Opedamug. A professional singer/songwriter/producer/internet sensation/influencer/adult model/full time cutie Kris Dunne AKA PeePeeBalls was born in Mexico raised in Compton and currently resides in your moms bed. He’s a cold ass mother and you best not step to him. He is currently one of the most notorious men in Hollywood and can make or break your career so if he asks you to suck it then suck it.
Guy one: hey, are you done with the Spanish work?
Kris Dunne: I’ve always been Dunne.
Guy one: so you did it?
Kris Dunne: no i didn’t do it why don’t you go out and get some bitches or better yet do your own work lazy ass.
Kris Dunne: I’ve always been Dunne.
Guy one: so you did it?
Kris Dunne: no i didn’t do it why don’t you go out and get some bitches or better yet do your own work lazy ass.
by I 💔 dilfs March 12, 2022
Get the Kris Dunnemug. striking young geezer, who has a particular talent for hitting pucks with sticks (wonder what else he does with them;)
has a gf called jamie,
thinks hes a big man cos hes 6'4
dont tell the border force hes living here
came here on a lorry
solid builder
has a gf called jamie,
thinks hes a big man cos hes 6'4
dont tell the border force hes living here
came here on a lorry
solid builder
"that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis lad is a proper geezer seen him playing hockey with big man fish eyes ewan"
"solid geezer that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis"
"need a new shed built might get that kris nekroidekhowtospellthis to help out"
"solid geezer that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis"
"need a new shed built might get that kris nekroidekhowtospellthis to help out"
by BigManHarrigan October 12, 2020
Get the Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthismug.