genie lamp

another name for penis.

rub my genie lamp for your own pleasure.

by like a mofo February 7, 2012

ass genie

The result of shoving a crack baby and Ms. Streisend up your ass, and then rub the sphincter three times in a row. You will only get one wish. He will always include a homosexual in your wish, so be careful, unless you are gay.

Tim asked the ass genie to give him a million dollars, but he got a homosexual made of a million dollars.

by Nipple Dick October 1, 2006

Sock Genie

The idea of Santa Clause was based on the tale of the sock genie, or Sock Djinn.
On the night of the sock genie when albanian children hang there socks above the mantle of there fireplace, they place a list of there greatest desires into there sock and if they are lucky then their wishes will be granted but if the Sock Djinn doesn't want to grant your wish then you will implode.

Fartmuffin: Tis the night of the sock genie!
Cunnilingus: whats the sock genie!?
Stupid little kid: Yeah whats that?
Fartmuffin: Its a genie that can grant your greatest desires, lets wish for a Flying Woodhasm!

by Misterex October 11, 2008

tag-genie

A friend who does the, sometimes tedious, job of tagging all the people in your photos. Next time you log in, you see that all of your photos have magically been tagged.

Thanks for being my tag-genie. It would have taken me forever to tag everyone in that album.

by NDD January 17, 2009

genie beager

a flask with a big sphere at the bottom. commonly known in science as a round bottomed flask.

were gonna do this experiement with a genie beager

by nuggetlove February 20, 2012

Scottish Genie

When you have a threesum with two guys and one girl in which one of the male members ejaculates on the other's big toe, and he proceeds to put his toe in the girl's vag. Then the one who put his toe in makes a wish that she doesn't get pregnant.

Jeff: dude, I heard you had a threesum last night
Nate: yeah man, it was me, Richard and Catie- we tried a Scottish Genie
Jeff: ah man, i hope your wish comes true

by Johnny Derp March 20, 2011

Poo Genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

by nemanja August 8, 2007