Waldo

When a woman/man's croch sticks out farther that their stomachs.

Ewwwww, she got a fat Waldo...

by Fat chalupa November 15, 2016

Waldo

Anybody who’s givin that bill Cosby Jeffery Epstein typa vibes. Most discord moderators fall under the category of “Waldos”. They are not be trusted around children or anime cosplayers. If seen, take every precaution possible.

That guy is definitely fondling those children on the playground. Must be a Waldo. Somebody call Chris Hansen!

by TheRealKoolAidMan May 27, 2023

waldo

where the fuck is he

where's waldo

by Kian the Moron July 27, 2023

Waldo

The most handsome, loving, kind and compassionate man. One that is hard to locate and keep to yourself. Investing the time it takes to find a Waldo is time consuming to say the least but most defiently worth it. To have a waldo is to have everything you have ever looked for. This is why he has been so hard to find.

P1: Where's waldo???
P2: Has anyone seen waldo? That guy has everything.

by Kalesee May 25, 2017

Waldo

Sorry we can't find waldo

Waldo not found

by Cherry sparkles July 15, 2022

Milkgie Waldo

A guy who looks like Waldo - loves to drink milk and is addicted to maggie. Funky at all times.

He's a Milkgie Waldo, always drinking milk and eating maggie!

by Katy Platypus August 1, 2017

young waldo

A player that leaves girls asking themselves "where's Waldo?" When he's already with another girl.

(His naive ex): where's waldo?
(Homeboy) Young Waldo? That player is going with your best friend now.

by UrbanDictionaryEnthusiast March 19, 2014