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Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge

French for “I put my balls down your throat.”
Marc: Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge.
Robert: OK

Hugo: Salut, Sébastien!
bastien: Salut, Hugo! peux-je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge?
Hugo: OH VACHEMENT OUIIIII!!!!
by maladroit is me March 11, 2023
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the most awesome girl i have ever met

A girl named paige, she is so perfect in every way, and never thinks much of her self, she is cute, and always makes me smile everytime i see her.
"hey i need to find the perfect girl"
"what about some sorta paige"
"hey yeah thanks she is perfect!"

"guess who the most awesome girl i have ever met is?"
"paige?"
"yeah how did you know?"
"because shes perfect"
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Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess
Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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Let’s Go Mets

The phrase used by a male during sexual intercourse at the point of ejaculation. Also the phrase used by best friends at a party when they are with a female and have high hopes for the night.
“Let’s go Mets!” said Uncle Jerry and his penna made a kaka.
“Let’s go Mets” said Quinn to Colon as all the hot dame flicked him at the bar.
by Mr.PeePeePooPooMan December 5, 2021
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kanker met slagroom

"Cancer topped off with whipped cream"

An expression used to define something terrible being brightened up by some funny, wholesome or amazing action.

For example: When "shit hits the fan" and your day can't seem to get any worse, your best friend or co-worker the most hilarious thing to brighten up your day.
You've been feeling sick, had a terrible day at work and have to do a few hours overtime.

You find out you and your favorite co-worker are the only ones left at work for the rest of the time.

"Man, this day is kanker met slagroom."
by Annie&Sjakie March 8, 2024
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bart met meisje

an impossible thing that "might happen" but won't be legal.
hey, i saw bart met meisje that sure can't be good!
by -y3et- February 6, 2022
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mets

a random baseball team that a random stupid discord user is spamming
i call it an addiction to" meth"

the guy is inserted below
ME TRYING TO GET TO THE METS GAME AM I RIGHT GUYS WHOO I LOVE THE METS
by Clusiv December 16, 2021
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