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Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge

French for “I put my balls down your throat.”
Marc: Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge.
Robert: OK

Hugo: Salut, Sébastien!
bastien: Salut, Hugo! peux-je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge?
Hugo: OH VACHEMENT OUIIIII!!!!
by maladroit is me March 11, 2023
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the most awesome girl i have ever met

A girl named paige, she is so perfect in every way, and never thinks much of her self, she is cute, and always makes me smile everytime i see her.
"hey i need to find the perfect girl"
"what about some sorta paige"
"hey yeah thanks she is perfect!"

"guess who the most awesome girl i have ever met is?"
"paige?"
"yeah how did you know?"
"because shes perfect"
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Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess
Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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Meet the mets

Modern slang for taking a gigantic dump , as the team is sometimes regarded poorly .
Pardon me a moment, I gotta meet the Mets

*Points to bathroom*
What?

They ain't at the series, so I figure I'd see em here
by Entelechy July 23, 2025
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Let’s Go Mets

The phrase that is said during sexual intercourse by the male when ejaculating.

Also a phrase used by best friends during a party to identify when one or the other has a female to go home with.
“Let’s Go Mets!” said Frank as he orgasmed.
“Let’s Go Mets! said Gary to his friend to ensure him he had a hunny in the bag.
by Mr.PeePeePooPooMan December 5, 2021
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frikandel met mayo

1 Lekker vlees met sausje.
2 Synoniem voor penis met sperma.
3 paardenvlees.
(jouw vriendin): mag ik jouw frikandel met mayo
by maubro May 8, 2023
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Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
by suckmah October 27, 2020
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