mermaid balls

fleshy sac located between the dorsal fin and flipper

Hey Matt, check out those ginormous mermaid balls.

by bweiser21 February 20, 2015

mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts

damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!

by Nick Garves May 29, 2011

a mermaid tail

a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.

me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?

you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!

by someone who seems crazy August 20, 2016

mermaid fuck

when your girl's ankles are tied and you're fuckin her from behind while she's laying down on her stomach

Nikki was squirming around too much, so I tied her ankles together, flipped her over and gave her a mermaid fuck.

by PrincessCupcakes June 7, 2016

Mermaid Head

Immensely skilled, extremely enjoyable, high-quality oral sex. The type of head a mermaid would have to give in order to make up for the sexually-unusable lower half of her body.

Last night Ariel gave me Mermaid Head. It was so good, I almost didn't care that she wouldn't let me get into her pants.

by MiamiMountainMan August 21, 2014

Mermaid Vomit

Trend where it is fashionable to suspend pieces of shells, rocks, and sand in resin, often made into decorative pieces. The result looks like regurgitated mermaid vomit. The term "mermaid vomit" came into popularity on a thrift store Facebook page after disagreements on whether mermaid vomit was the same defined by "Vomit clock" Any object made this way can be called "mermaid vomit."

"Bea! Check out this Mermaid Vomit lamp ! Won't this go great in the bathroom??"

by BooBehr October 9, 2019

cure mermaid

Very epic go princess girl turns into funi mermaid princess and beats the shit out of villans with funi Flora, Twinkle, and Scarlet cure.

Cure Mermaid is one of the best blue cures to ever be made

by axel chains January 8, 2023