John: *Looking in the fridge* Looks like I've got half a bottle of ketchup, two slices of American cheese, mushrooms that'll expire soon, and some stale croutons in the cupboard... Time for a MacGyver Meal.
by Kanto (wootability sucks) October 5, 2011

You ain't happy, or sad.
So you go to Mcdonalds to order a 0_0 meal (meh meal)
Contains of one water and 8 fries
So you go to Mcdonalds to order a 0_0 meal (meh meal)
Contains of one water and 8 fries
by SharoSan September 8, 2022

After the strenuous day at work I stopped at the gas station and picked up a meal pack to ease my pain.
by Ben March 24, 2005

An expensive item you have to buy in order to eat at the shitty dining halls at your college/university.
Person 1: dude, i forgot to buy a meal plan. I can't afford to buy ramen noodles
Person 2: You can still purchase a meal plan for $3,000.
Person 1: Fuck that!
Person 2: You can still purchase a meal plan for $3,000.
Person 1: Fuck that!
by Dr. g December 7, 2014

Guy #1: Hey, where's Roy?
Guy #2: He's with is girlfriend.
Guy #1: Doing what?
Guy #2: Having a meal, so to speak.
Guy #1: Oh. Props to him!
Guy #2: He's with is girlfriend.
Guy #1: Doing what?
Guy #2: Having a meal, so to speak.
Guy #1: Oh. Props to him!
by roxasfair March 7, 2010

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.
by mida moo November 21, 2007

Going to your bitches house for some late night/early morning action. The sex is generally anal, but there are other items on the menu.
by J-Easy November 4, 2006
