by mr. dre August 21, 2006
"dude these guys are assholes, let's Jake"
by Joe Smith Jimmy January 14, 2010
The name of a man who has an enormous penis. Usually so large no girl can resist. At the sight of his penis most girls cum themselves to death do to dehydration.
Dude. Did you hear about what happened to that girl on the news? Apparently she saw Jake's penis and her pussy got so wet she died.
by MrVade October 09, 2015
a fun nice guy who is darn funny and knows alot of useful things and is very good looking. he DOES not eff goats and or any other animal.
by jadeliciousdamn April 03, 2009
Whoa, that's a Jakely amount of money you've got there! You must be loaded! -- Dude, you just destroyed an entire city in the name of the Muppets. What a Jakely thing to do.
by BooJoh August 06, 2004
Jake is every girl's dream guy. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Everyone wants to be Jake's friend and the girls all want to be his. Your heart races whenever you see him or talk to him. His smile is everything and when he looks directly into your eyes you will fall in love. His abs are defined and so hot. But all the girls who want him have to deal because he's dating Emily. Jake and Emily are deeply in love so girls, back off!
by ilovejakey May 04, 2021