When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017
Get the norwegian tour guidemug. Commonly mistaken for guydyke, a guide-dyke is the dyke who guides a woman out of her heterosexuality and into the comforting embrace of lesbianism.
Hi, my name is Sharon and I'll be your guide-dyke for the evening.
My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!
I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.
My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!
I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.
by GarageTeamFagHag January 10, 2016
Get the Guide-dykemug. by Tonystarksbitch69 December 1, 2013
Get the trail guidemug. He is a sweet heart all the girls would want him and his eye are like stars he is the best thing a girl would want and if he has a girlfriend she would not want to let him go he is like the,definition of love.
by tatiyana127@gmail January 27, 2016
Get the guidelymug. A saying said by the famous Mr.Zogby. If students are stuck on a problem the wonderful Zog will guide them to success.
by Triple_S69 February 22, 2025
Get the Zog Will Guidemug. "oh my guide! oh my guide!" the girl exclaimed as the BASE jumpers leapt off the building and parachuted to the ground below.
by nowimupset January 8, 2021
Get the oh my guidemug. My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is an animated series based on Hasbro's popular My Little Pony franchise. The show premiered on October 10, 2010 on Hasbro's The Hub channel, and is currently in its fourth season. This incarnation of the franchise is referred to as the fourth generation, or G4, of My Little Pony. The show was developed for television by Lauren Faust, who is known for her work on two of Cartoon Network's popular and critically-acclaimed franchises, The Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
The series stars a unicorn pony named Twilight Sparkle, a student of Princess Celestia, the ruler of the magical land of Equestria. The princess gives Twilight the task of learning about friendship and sends her and her assistant, a young dragon named Spike, to Ponyville. There, they meet some interesting ponies, including action-loving Rainbow Dash, glamorous Rarity, hard-working Applejack, timid Fluttershy, and hyperactive Pinkie Pie. Together, they go on adventures, solve various problems, and learn about the magic of friendship. The series has generated a cult following, whose members are often called bronies.
The series stars a unicorn pony named Twilight Sparkle, a student of Princess Celestia, the ruler of the magical land of Equestria. The princess gives Twilight the task of learning about friendship and sends her and her assistant, a young dragon named Spike, to Ponyville. There, they meet some interesting ponies, including action-loving Rainbow Dash, glamorous Rarity, hard-working Applejack, timid Fluttershy, and hyperactive Pinkie Pie. Together, they go on adventures, solve various problems, and learn about the magic of friendship. The series has generated a cult following, whose members are often called bronies.
My Little Pony clans and guides
by some swagger January 4, 2014
Get the clans and guidesmug.