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cum clog

A whore or gay guy who has been "filled" so much they have become clogged, in the throat or they have ass clogged.
"Haha look at the ass pirate work like he has a cum clog, his boyfriend really topped him off."
by Jack Meoffe December 9, 2008
mugGet the cum clogmug.

Clogging Up My Newsfeed

when your on facebook and almost all the newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or updating too much photos or what have you.

(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)
1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting random ass videos & crap idc about, totally clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"
by IseBox December 29, 2010
mugGet the Clogging Up My Newsfeedmug.
Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?

Phil: You know it!
by bloodi x wolf December 16, 2010
mugGet the A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.mug.
the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.
by Keepo123 October 25, 2015
mugGet the I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare youmug.

Clogging The Sink

Clogging The Sink is a sexual action where a person shoves a Dwarf Hamster up their partners ass, causing the hamster to get stuck and desperately claw at the walls of the colon as it slowly suffocates.
Dude: I really hit it off with that girl last night bro!
Friend: Good shit man! Did you take her home?
Dude: You know it. I was Clogging The Sink all night!
by LLcooljay62 April 8, 2022
mugGet the Clogging The Sinkmug.

clog

when a stream has a blockage and doesn't work
by megauber October 11, 2023
mugGet the clogmug.

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