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christmas

an excuse of a holiday to exchange gifts instead of remembering the religious aspect as in the birth of jesus
not even exclusively "celebrated" by Christians anymore
#1: Merry Christmas
#2: Aren't u Buddhist?
#1: Who cares I'm getting presents
by DonkeyKong373 December 30, 2010
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Christmas

The season of the year where parents are nagged and nagged for lots of presents until they break down and buy them.
Kid: Oh I can't wait for Christmas this year!
Parent: Yay, my money's gonna fly out the window and we'll end up on the street.
Kid: But won't Santa get my presents for me?
Parent: Yeh, about that...
by octone October 22, 2011
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christmas

1. December 25.
2. Day celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, although most scholars today generally agree that Jesus was not born on December 25, was not born in the year 0, and was not the son of God.
3. A season extending from Halloween through the end of the calendar year in which society pressures us to spend a good deal of our time and income in order to buy gifts for others which in 4 out of 5 cases will be returned or never used.
4. A miserable time of year when we are reminded of how unsatisyfing our lives are.
In Hell, it is Christmas every day.
by Anastasia Suckemsilly December 23, 2003
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christmas

Originally a celebration of the sun for the vikings in Europe. When christianity showed its ugly face in Europe, the Vikings where converted, and to compensate for the loss of their day of celebration, they claimed Jesus was born on this day. In Denmark, a certain type of porridge is still a very common thing to eat as one of the things for dinner at the 24th. Also, in (northern europe at least) Europe, gifts are unwrapped in the evening of the 24th of December, usually somewhat after dinner.
Oh my, didn't christianity rape this aspect of our lives as well ?
by eviscerator March 29, 2004
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christmas

For all the nazi christians to waste money and my time. It has no real meaning except to compete with the jews. By the way if ya don't know jesus was a jew so the son of god is jewish just pointing that out. All u chritsians should stop woreshiping a Jew and start woreshiping me.
"I love christmas, lets kill more jews" - Adolf Hitler
by Fucku i am a super Jew December 22, 2008
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Christmas

a scam to spend money you dont have on shytt you dont need. used to be about a book character jeesus but now is about getting drunk off egg nog, dressing up your dog in a stupid reindeer sweater, and hanging flashing bulbs off the side of your house.
Sally: I love Christmas!
Frank: Me too!
Sally: Let's get a second mortgage to buy gifts for people we secretly hate to celebrate Christmas.
Frank: Yay, holidays.
by xXxPepsi-ColaxXx February 13, 2009
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Christmas

(N.) The birthday of Jesus Christ and Santa Claus. Also the day when you get presents under the christmas tree. Everyone in the world celebrates Christmas, except Jews, Protestants, and me, cause I'm too poor for Christmas.
"Go, Shortie. It's ya Birfdae..."
by G-Union December 19, 2003
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