by carpenters August 16, 2024
by emosarah May 16, 2018
OMG! Have you seen her?? She is fucking steaming!! Her ass, tits, and everything in between is smoltering!
by Sydney Sweeney Fr January 01, 2025
best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.
Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.
Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.
Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.
by oakpokesyourmom October 20, 2023
"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"
by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023
He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol
by Jammer906 March 21, 2022
I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
by Dingofish March 09, 2024