The Beefnut

A rare breed of Dutch descent. Commonly seen in the western United States such as Utah. Originating in Lake Forest, Illinois the Beefnut is a wild beast. Usually calm until confronted while eating, the Beefnut will charge and inflict pain until he sees fit. The Beefnut is also particularly sensitive on sleep. He enjoys the the Greatful Dead and chedderwursts.

Did you see the Beefnut? He almost bit my arm off when I tried to get a bite of his sausage.

by 2sketch April 30, 2014

Beefie the Cow

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.

Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!

by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020

BEEFING UP THE DEAN

A WORD COMMONLY USED FOR MASTURBATION IN THE LATE 1890S

HAVE YOU BEEN BEEFING UP THE DEAN

by THE MAN45682 March 17, 2011

beefing the banana tree

jacking off many cocks at once

that skank totally was beefing the banana tree last night.

by silas santos! June 15, 2010

beefed the queen

Breaking wind during an inappropriate time, like a fancy dinner, or a funeral.

Dude, I was having dinner with my girlfriend's parents last night and I totally beefed the queen.

by Professor Charles2 April 30, 2012

Beefie the man

According to legend, beefie the man was the biggest and most swole man to ever walk this earth. Hitting the gym every day, beefie gained an extreme amount of muscle in a very short amount of time. Often described to be the most chad being in the universe, he eats his cereal without milk.

Timmy asks "Mother, why are we cannibals"

and mother replies, "It is because beefie the man gifted us with his meat and ended world hunger."

by Egirl_slayer_6969 October 30, 2021

Beefing the Fat Cake

When someone, usually a biological female, is throwing some beef down on the fat cake. This is more prominent is Spring, specifically after the 1st heat wave.

Babe, have you been beefing the fat cake? Yeah, I can tell you have, smells like it.

by TheBeardedLip April 15, 2023