Sitting on Salt

Giving a great deal of thought to something, whether it be something quite insignificant, or a life-altering choice that has to be made. Often accompanied by a vacant stare into the room.

Sitting on salt may have two fall-outs.
1) You may find a positive conclusion and end up "using the salt" for something useful,
2) You may come to a negative conclusion and end up throwing salt in your own wounds.

Sitting on salt about anything for a long period of time is disadvised.
Huh? Oh, sorry! I was just sitting on salt, I guess...
by Siabata April 07, 2011
Get the Sitting on Salt mug.

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
by jaffaw January 10, 2010
Get the Sitting Chaperone mug.

sit and dig

A phrase given to the female sex as a description for masturbating.
Krystal doesn't need a man, she just has to sit and dig all day.
by A. Chan December 19, 2007
Get the sit and dig mug.

sitting on an onion

verb-letting out a series of silent and stinky farts without admitting to them.
Did you smell Kori at dinner?
Yeah she must have been sitting on an onion.
by FrankM September 09, 2007
Get the sitting on an onion mug.

nad sitting

v. plopping down directly onto testes.
When you get home from work, you sit in your recliner and your wife comes up and plops directly on the left and right testes. All you can do is cry and say, "please get off of me." Then she repositions herself and squashes only the left one. She insists she is trying to be affectionate, when all she is really doing is nad sitting!
by eusadnama November 28, 2013
Get the nad sitting mug.

Chair Sit

When you're so drunk that you have to just sit in a chair for a while and watch the party. Then you rally and get up an hour later. It doesn't count if you puke.
He was so drunk he did 3 chair sits last night.
by Chairsitcity November 26, 2011
Get the Chair Sit mug.

sit on one

To be pissed off at someone, or to basically tell someone to fuck off. “Sit on one
Matteo is being a dick, tell him to go and sit on one!” Gotcha boys, who’s the one who created this..? That’s right, me! SIT ON ONE ;)
by sitononequeen March 14, 2019
Get the sit on one mug.