No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

by reillan January 29, 2006

Thanasi

An amazing, handsome guy who is always the life of the party and always puts a smile on your face.
He can be the biggest flirt and player at times.
He loves to dance, sing and party.
he is very romantic and intelligent any girl who gets him is the luckiest girl on earth.

I just met up with Thanasi.

by Cooliosnesslol October 16, 2011

Thanos Dick

A Dick So Large That Even The Horse Gods Are Amazed. Its So Gigantic That Godzilla Would Be Comparable In Size. The Last Known Person To Have A Thanos Dick Was Bill Cosby. They Usually Tend To Fuck Everything In Sight And Yes That Includes Food.

Bill:Yo Man You Heard Bill Cosby Fucked Like 3 Guys Yesterday.
Charlie:Yea Hes Got A THANOS DICK!!!

by Mega Troll October 13, 2018

thanksss

Showing gratitude and appreciation for something

I like your shoes
Me: thanksss

by Cow Li November 13, 2019

Thanks Pat

A term to answer to someone when they keep stating the time towards people who already know it.

Its 5 minutes to the end of class

Thanks Pat!

by Newcomer1992 February 11, 2010

thanos nutsak

When your ball sak is purple and it looks like a soggy grape.

u look like thanos nutsak

by the yellow infinity stone dude January 8, 2019

Thanos

A purple prune that has a rock collection, has a cool glove, adopts random children after commiting genocide on their family, has a insurance company called 50%, and gets bullied by the avengers.

Thanos is using skin care..

by not_space_rock21 July 24, 2019