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Thanksgiving 2 

A holliday celebrated on the fourth thursday of every may.
For people who want thanksgiving more than once in a year.
Who's coming for thanksgiving 2 ?
Thanksgiving 2 by Judge dredd7 January 11, 2012

Thanksgiving Dinner 

Begin by preparing some mashed potatoes and hot gravy. Next dress as a pilgrim and your partner as an indian. Next Paint your penis to look like a turkey. Apply the hot gravy to the woman's snatch and lather the mashed potatoes over her tits. Proceed to insert your turkey penis into the woman's gravy covered vag. Enjoy your thanksgiving dinner.
Last night was crazy man. James mom paid me to have thanksgiving dinner at her house last night. Mashed potatoes and moist gravy.

Thanksgiving Syndrome 

The unfortunate result that occurs after incest, sexual harassment, or intimate relationships are ended between closely-related family members, destroying all holiday spirit, hence the name Thanksgiving Syndrome, because of the dread of seeing that special someone at the dinner table again for the holidays, which would inevitably relive the once pleasureable or even forced orgasms that secretly occurred with that someone.
John: Why does your sister look so depressed when tomorrow is Christmas?
Mark: She has the Thanksgiving Syndrome.
John: The what?
Mark: Our cousin fucking raped her last month, and the unconvicted son of a bitch is going to be at our Christmas dinner tomorrow.

thanksgiving feast 

when a girl licks a guy's penis while it is covered in left-over turkey stuffing until he jizzes. The guy then rubs the mixture from his penis onto the girl's boobs and licks it off. If the girl's boobs are colossal enough he sticks her nipple into her mouth and she sucks it off with him. The guy could also stick his penis on her boobs so she will lick/suck off the stuffing from the penis and her own boobs. This can be done with other thanksgiving feast left-overs, but the most popular is stuffing.
Dude, me and this chick from the thanksgiving party did a thanksgiving feast in her mom's kitchen, and i think she actually liked the taste! The suction didn't stop for like 10 minutes strait!
thanksgiving feast by Alattie December 17, 2006

Thanksgiving Turkey 

; When a male takes his erected cock and balls and puts them under neath his anus and shitting hole. His cheerful playmate then goes under and begins to suck on the ball sack and shaft, when the time is right the male will shit out of his anus hole and make it go on the sucker...that is the stuffing of the turkey.
1. "Hey eliot do you want to have a thanksgiving turkey?"
2. "I wish i was a guy so I could do a thanksgiving turkey!"

thanksgiving turkey 

When you jam stuffing into a womans vagina and then spit roast her.
Hey lets give that bitch a thanksgiving turkey!
thanksgiving turkey by GUY091 September 5, 2006