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testicleavage

a. When a man wears really small loose shorts and part of his ball bag falls out he is considered to have testicleavage.
b. When an exposed ballsack is observed by the general public, usually by older women who will then scream and run away.
Jane saw Johns testicleavage when he bent over to tie his shoe while wearing a speedo.

Often times testicleavage is observed in the locker room of the swim team
by Nalina & Adam May 8, 2007
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testical soup

The act of cutting off a male testical and adding it to a batch of cream of onion soup. Served with bread and butter.
I eat "testical soup " every friday with my two sisters
by paintballkidd07 March 4, 2009
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testical message

when one takes a picture of their own testicals and send it in a text message to one of their friends.
"Nate is such a douchbag, he sent me a testical message and my girlfriends thinks im gay now."
by JacketOFFJacketOFF July 24, 2009
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Testicle Peanut Juice

Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.
Omg, I just drank some Testicle Peanut Juice, and I can feel Jesus sucking on my balls.
by youngthug6969 June 1, 2018
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west testicle

Delightful suburb on the other side of town from eastjesus (which see).
Dayum, it sure is far to west testicle! Not as far as it is to eastjesus homey!
by divemaster September 22, 2006
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testicle festival

A party or gathering consisting mainly of guys. Similar to sausage factory or sausage fest. Can use "test fest" for short.
John had a gig at his place, but forgot to invite chicks. Turned out to be a bona fide testicle festival.
by JJ-ATCs April 17, 2011
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testicle fortitude

means having balls, bravery, courage
if ya wanna win, u bettah reach down and grab for sum testicle fortitude
by Inflame November 23, 2003
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