Tesla Graveyard

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die

Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country

by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025

Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

Tesla

The car every third and forth grader wants for their sweet sixteen. Jokes on them, their parents are poor.

Third grader: I want a Tesla!
Parent: no I can’t afford rent

by MilkyStar December 2, 2021

marble tesla

D'Aydrian Harding whip

D’Aydrian Harding gotta nice marble tesla

by Likely a good thing February 10, 2024

Tesla gas cap

There isn’t one you unevolved tit.

Why can’t I fill my Tesla up with gas, maybe the Tesla gas cap is in the trunk.

by TheRusty0ne July 2, 2021

tesla taser

Similar to slug bug.

when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.

"Tesla Taser!!! Buzz buzz buzz"

by InventorOfun December 15, 2021

Tesla cars

A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff

Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.

by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023