Nathania: So what are you guys doing later?
Laura: Going to AP Calc tutorial.
Wojokh: Street tennis, bitch! :P
Laura: But it's raining outside...
Wojokh: I know. Street tennis doesn't wait for shine.
Laura: Going to AP Calc tutorial.
Wojokh: Street tennis, bitch! :P
Laura: But it's raining outside...
Wojokh: I know. Street tennis doesn't wait for shine.
by ShutUpLAURA October 20, 2009
When a poor person gets a lot of money and spends it a Camaro and then crashes it, thus becoming poor again.
by Kyle Kman December 09, 2006
Batting balls around with another guy
Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
by Mandog098 February 06, 2014
by reLAXing27 November 22, 2009
The art of quickly passing an administration task to someone else, with the objective of reducing one's workload. It is common for the initiator to not fully understand the query, or give their Office Tennis opponent a summary of what is required. It is often active with several players at any one time.
This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.
This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.
Bob gets upset after receiving an office tennis email from Lisa, that does not explain what is required or has anything to do with him.
by branstonbeans November 12, 2009
Back-and-forth arguing via Facebook status, usually between two people who won't speak directly to one another. Can also be applied to Twitter.
Emily Wesson thinks that some boys just don't know when to quit.
Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.
David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.
Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.
David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.
by I'd Like a Mulligan October 06, 2010
a game to be played at the table (generally in hot countries) whereby annoying flys are deaftly swatted from one persons plate to anothers.
fly tennis
by ro-face August 17, 2009