street tennis

a game in which the fresh (ghetto) kids at the Academies@Englewood partake on Thursday afternoons

Nathania: So what are you guys doing later?
Laura: Going to AP Calc tutorial.
Wojokh: Street tennis, bitch! :P
Laura: But it's raining outside...
Wojokh: I know. Street tennis doesn't wait for shine.

by ShutUpLAURA October 20, 2009

Camaro tennis

When a poor person gets a lot of money and spends it a Camaro and then crashes it, thus becoming poor again.

Those crack dealers won the lotto and then played Camaro Tennis and lost it all.

by Kyle Kman December 10, 2006

mens tennis

Batting balls around with another guy

Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.

You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring

It really shouldn't even be a thing

Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!

by Mandog098 February 5, 2014

Hand Tennis

A variation of tennis played using a handball, two science lab tables, and hands as racquets.

I can't believe wikipedia doesn't think the sport of hand tennis exists!

by reLAXing27 November 22, 2009

Office Tennis

The art of quickly passing an administration task to someone else, with the objective of reducing one's workload. It is common for the initiator to not fully understand the query, or give their Office Tennis opponent a summary of what is required. It is often active with several players at any one time.

This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.

Bob gets upset after receiving an office tennis email from Lisa, that does not explain what is required or has anything to do with him.

by branstonbeans November 12, 2009

tonsil tennis

A very hardcore makout session. Basically when you shove your tongue all the way down somebody else's throat and they do the same thing to you.

I saw Adam and Caroline playing tonsil tennis. Damn, they were going at it.

by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018

turd tennis

When two people line their assholes up facing
each other, and one poops into the others
asshole, and then the other person poops
right back into the first asshole, and this goes
back and forth for as long as they want.

Bob: "Me and this girl play turd tennis
regularly."

by Yo_yo mom December 6, 2022