Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024

Nut-tashe

When you nut across your girl's upper lip during the money shot and give her at 'nut-tashe'.

Random guy 1: I came on ma girl's face and gave her a nut mustache.
Random guy 2: Mad, that's a nut-tashe that.
Random guy 1: Yeah.

by ahtheluigiboard February 13, 2021

Tash Hag

like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!

Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!

by TashioTom the organic Tampon April 7, 2016

Dungle-tash

During rim licking alot of friction builds up. This friction can cause dry dangleberrys to liquify. As the rubbing continues the transfer of shit amplifies. Upon pulling away and further inspection, the ass hole is now clean, and the magtash has now become a Dungle-tash.

1."Dude, you've been in the mens room for ages."
"Yeah.. there was a que.."
"You been drinking chocolate milkshake?"
"Err.. yeah.. milkshake"
"Wait.. DUNGLE-TASH!"

2. "I was rimming this girl and i got dungles all over my tash!"

by Janish001 January 30, 2008

serial tash offender

girl who keeps going back for the tash

she is a serial tash offender

by andy carroll October 5, 2012

Silk Tash

when a man wipes sperm on the top lip of his partner

I gave her/him a silk tash after we had oral sex last night

by Go go jo January 29, 2010

tash

if your name is tash people will instinctively want to break your ankles, no-one likes tash because she is a nuisance to out planet.

F**K you tash suck my hairy C*CK

by Mr. Fister69420 January 16, 2022