tearful masturbation

When life just plain sucks and you cry and jerk off at the same time.

he couldn't get out of the friend zone so he had some tearful masturbation while listening to 'someone like you' by adele

by poopyissad December 30, 2011

twart

A twart occurs when a person is twerking on another and either intentionally or accidentally farts on them while they're twerking.

Mabel ate beans earlier on the night of the party, so she accidentally twarted on her boyfriend.

by CatDaddi323 May 23, 2014

twarked

High as fuck from smoking a fat blunt or just smoking hella ganja

person 1: duuude i'm so twarked!
person 2: werd? how many blunts did you smoke?
person 1: HELLA FUCKIN BLUNTS DUDE HELLA FUCKIN BLUNTS
person 2: werd.

by MONTCLAIRWEGOHARD May 25, 2010

twatface

a term of endearment for a particularly nasty looking female relative

hello aunty jean (twatface)
how are you ? you look well...

by vilstrang eangler December 12, 2007

Twart

TWART(portmanteau of 'twat' and 'art')

Art movement inspired by a 19 year old because of feminists continual statements.

"If they need something to moan about, I'll get women to use their vags for art! And call it 'twart'"

by Martin A June 15, 2006

TwatFarm

Any town in northamptonshire where the 18-24 year olds spend all the money they earn making cardboard boxes or flipping burgers, on fins stupid exhausts, spoilers, wanky dump valves and other parephanalia on their shitty 20 year old mk3 escort.

Kettering is such a twatfarm

by Big L March 13, 2003

tarf

retarded monkey molesting satanist.

Johnny went to the zoo's monkey cage and tarfed to gorgorth.

by Communist Lambchop June 14, 2010