The terrible disorder which causes one to blurt out uncontrollable fits of randomness online. Some things said during a fit of online touretteswill be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled lawlz and rofl's.
Dan:Omg seriously Mark you gotta stop being such a....AIDS!!!!.
Mark:Wtf Dan......you def have online tourettes or some shit.
OR
Dan:So I herd u liek mudkipz
Mark:ROFL!!!
Mark:Wtf Dan......you def have online tourettes or some shit.
OR
Dan:So I herd u liek mudkipz
Mark:ROFL!!!
by Leixand January 28, 2008
Get the Online Tourettes mug.A diagnosis usually made by friends for someone who displays many over-exaggerated, animated movements people use to tell a story or describe something. These are usually short bursts of movement that seem uncontrolled or in most cases just not thought about before being executed. Most people know at least one person who displays signs of Physical Tourettes. Occurrences usually happen more often when alcohol is involved.
Trying to pick people out in a crowd with physical tourettes makes for light drinking entertainment!
by Kari L. Foster October 9, 2008
Get the Physical Tourettes mug.When you have zero control over the text messages that you are sending. And you continue to text with no response stating all kinds of ridiculous things to the person. Do to your inebriated state. And typically in the morning you have zero recollection of saying the things you did.
"Hi! I'm an astronaut". " You tool you are not responding to me" " You want to have intercourse.??" Still no response"??? "I hate you". "I love you". Next morning... Hi!! I appologize I have drunk text tourettes syndrome and I have zero control over what i say or do.
by oh!hi!girl February 1, 2012
Get the Drunk text tourettes syndrome mug.Wow. Ken just ripped of three in a row while explaining VPN procedures to Mike. That's the worst case of Rectal Tourettes that I've ever seen!
by StunnedMonkey June 23, 2011
Get the Rectal Tourettes mug.cybertourettes refers to a new unofficial disease that has come about as a result of the internet and such things that go along with it such as e-mail, instant messageing and social networking sites such as facebook and myspace. It occurs as both acute and chronic. the person with cyber- tourettes will write something electronically that he or she is thinking or feeling strongly about at that time and afterwards sends this information to one or more people. The particular information is usually information that when looked at approximately 24 hrs afterwards outrages or embarasses the original senders eyes , having the original sender usually mudder or think to his/herself, "what was i thinking"
Billy sees a girl on myspace that he hasnt seen in a while, but used to date. he looks at her pictures and writes a comment to her saying how much he would like to stick his whole face right in her booty because it looks so delicious, that he just wants to straight chew on them buttcheeks. Billy then hits the send button and happens to be on a site where there is no remove button. This particular comment billy would have never made had he thought about it or stepped back a little and thought. Billy never did this type of ting again...he had an acute case of cyber-tourettes
by wterasta June 15, 2009
Get the cyber-tourettes mug.When one is listening to a talk, lecture, or sermon, and you suddenly, spontaneously speak, chant, call, or yell out a supportive word or phrase.
Jamall had many people think he has Holy Tourettes when he yelled out "Amen" during Pastor Bobs sermon.
by The Genaism Recorder October 2, 2009
Get the Holy Tourettes mug.the spazing muscle activity coupled with the frustration of having too long of a name when writing one's own signature(or anyone's for that matter) .
by schubs November 3, 2010
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