sad tortilla

Doing too much Juarez cocaine and not being able to get it up.

I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.

by JJJonesy January 14, 2018

tennessee tortilla

The act of wrapping up like a tortilla with your sexual partner with blankets and proceeding to have sex like that.

"Hey bro my girl and I did the ole Tennessee tortilla last night."

by Dr diddles July 17, 2016

tortilla fingers

A joking but endearing term used to describe someone of Latin descent, whose hands are resistant to heat due to picking tortillas out of the fire.

Jolie "Its not even that hot, stop being a baby" Michael "OK Tortilla Fingers"

by fuaXz May 19, 2016

tortilla squãd

A great group of friends that have never met. Some may not even understand why they're friends with these awesome people but overall a very tight knit group. Some people in it can spell, some cannot.🌮

Oh my god have you seen them together?!? they're such a tortilla Squãd!!

by Thicc Hottie Tyler May 5, 2018

Tortilla

A Mexican girl, also know as a burrito

Did you see that Allan got himself a tortilla.
That burrito gots a fatty on her.

by Statechamp5 January 8, 2017

Sloppy tortilla

When you eat a little too much Taco Bell, have a fiery and spicy turd perfectly placed in between the breast of your companion. Soon after, you titty fuck her before she finishes you off with a sloppy bj.

I want to eat some Taco Bell tonight so we can spice up our romance in bed with the ole sloppy tortilla.

by DizzyMcDiz January 14, 2020

Tortilla titties

When you tan so much, it looks like you have tortilla chips on your titties.

Damn when that girl took off her top, she had tortilla titties.

by Warcat January 28, 2020