Toffuxx

Russian Youtube Animator who is known for making animations that sometimes include pictures of SH, Gore, or inappropriate art. She was formerly a Neo-Nazi. Some would call her animations disturbing.

She is a dumb mf

1: I luvvv Toffuxx

2: Keep yourself safe

by BagelsLover222222222 June 12, 2023

Sticky Toffee Bumming

Anal Creampie

John: "Hey Fred, how did the date go last night?"

Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"

by ChocolateBlorange December 2, 2020

Toffees

Synonymous with 'sweets' or 'candy' in Northern England.

Would you like a toffee? I've got some jelly babies/chocolate/actual toffees.

by SirPoopmunch July 23, 2012

Sperm Toffee

When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.

Tina's specialty is caramel cluster sperm toffee.

by Jeff the vomit guy May 24, 2009

wouldn't of

a common error made by hillbillies in which the word of replaces the correct word, have.

I wouldn't of had sex with that horse if I knew it was going to kill me!

by dr. snus April 22, 2010

tofsy

Tofsy is when you can't decide on a date for something to happen. It means a day on this current week.

Friend: we should go to the park!
Me:when?
Friend:idk tofsy

by TurtleBLEACH5 July 7, 2017

Toff

Wearer of only Ralph Lauren polo shirts, usualy worn inside with loafers and torn up jeans half down their trousers, with 3day old boxers on underneath

Always found drinking jugs of pims brought by daddy or mummy at the local Hunt Ball, or pints of Bitter with their pals in there local underage pub.
Listen to songs like 'Roxanne by Sting' or the Top Gun soundtrack.

Went to Public School paid for by daddy

1. 'Come on tabatha lets get bevved up at keyholes tonight and catch up with henry and marcus'

2. My daddy drives a jaguar

3. Rahh im a toff

4. drink up Richard, or ull have to pour the rest of that beer over your head

5. I love polo

6. 'hi vicki, its bella, mummys just brought me a gucci watch, how amazing am i'

by Rarah Henry January 29, 2005