tobacco-hag

A 40's plus female lifetime smoker who coughs all the time, has a raspy voice, and is typically thinning and prematurely wrinkled.

Analogous to a Sea Hag, a tobacco-hag is like a witch.

by million-year-man November 9, 2012

Tobacco Institute Scientist

Originally, a scientist hired by the Tobacco Institute to refute the findings that tobacco use resulted in cancer. Generally, it has expanded to mean any scientist paid by a moneyed interest to refute a scientific consensus or to create a false appearance of disagreement within the scientific community.

Did you hear that the Tobacco Institute Scientists over at Exxon-Mobile found there is no such thing as global warming?

by The Amazing Science-Man April 20, 2012

bootleg tobacco

Cheap used tobacco harvested from cigarette buts and collected into gram bags. This tobacco is then rerolled or packed into a bowl. Bootleg tobacco is common where taxes on cigarettes are high. Bootleg tobacco can be sold at an incredibly low price ($1/gram) . Bootleg tobacco is also more potent because it is unfiltered and is often a mix of different kinds of cigarettes. Bootleg tobacco isn't a big market but costs tobacco companies thousands

Taxes were getting raised on cigarettes so every one switched to bootleg tobacco because it is cheap/ free

Guy one: dammit were out of jacks

Me: I got some bootleg

by bootleg everything April 7, 2015

Tobally

Its a word that you never say, or never mean to say. When you say it your are embarrassed and hang your head over the shoulders of the person writing this definition. Holy cow Tim is laughing on the floor. And Donald just passed out for the eight time tonight. Tobally is the new awesome. Use it whenever you're drinking or going to the bathroom. Tobally sweet.

Oh my goy sweet joke.

Tobally amazing.

Alex just fell asleep on the floor
Tobally.

by Jeah Jeah mmmm Jeah November 13, 2010

TBOAC

That Brought Out A Chuckle

Dan: We have a friend who had his mom do this to him all the time when he went away to college. He had to take photos of his poop and e-mail them to her so she could analyze his diet.

Jen: Wow... should have taken pictures of other peoples poop to mess with her.

Matthew: send her 27 pictures a day.

Lars: TBOAC

by h0lm August 3, 2011

Tabacco Dutch

A combination of musk ,drywall and coconut oil ,with a hint of motoroil, Brill cream and alot ot sexiness.

"I got me some tobacco Dutch last night mmm. The combination of musk ,drywall coconut oil ,motor oil,Brill cream and alot ot sexiness:mmmmm Best Tabacco Dutch sexy man

by Ling ling 2.0 February 12, 2019

Tomac

Individual, normally a male with an abnormally small brain, that resides in South Dakota.

I was having such a good day, then Tomac busted it like an aunty.

by FloridianMastermind January 13, 2023