toasting my bread

doing something disturbing/emotionally painful without directly doing anything to you

This man was really toasting my bread with the video he posted yesterday

by Gay professor man November 27, 2020

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

Toasting

When you aren't napping, but your eyes are closed and you're just chilling out.

Jack: Hey Bob, you're sleeping?

Bob: Nah man, just toasting.

by allena1212 January 6, 2023

French Toasting

French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl

Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.

by TreeCop March 28, 2024

Not roasting just toasting

When someone says you’re making fun of them aka roasting them but you’re not REALLY making fun just poking fun

“Stop roasting me” “not roasting just toasting”

by Searchingforanogidea March 3, 2023

Twatking

Talking but Twat-king.

when a twat talks in general. theyre just being a twat.

a twat is a F#!@ing retarded pussy person LOL

This twat is twatking his way to the bird zone.

by lizmarc May 7, 2010

taslking

Taslking, the act of ejaculating into a females mouth while she is talking.

My girlfriend was talking so I started taslking to shut her up.

by the_one_who_owns July 5, 2011