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Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

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I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

by iuefuh August 22, 2023

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throb n' sob

(v) A situation in which the male counterpart(s) cry profusely during sexual intercourse, frequently done whilst listening to overly emotional Maroon 5 music.

I overheard Diego having the wildest throb n' sob last night after his vasectomy

by schlongslapper99 November 17, 2015

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Sizl's Throbbing Cock

Refers to a person named "sizl" or "sizzle" having an erect penis which is throbbing as it is being stroked.

Piza: "Oy look at Sizl"
Demo: "Thats Sizl's Throbbing Cock I have see it everday"
Piza: OH ITS SO BIG
Sizl dies of cringe after seeing everyone else has a smaller cock

by PizaMan1222 July 19, 2022

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A vitamin and mineral enriched concentrated scotch filled gel-cap one a day vitamin for men that makes cum smell and taste like chocolate while getting you drunk at the same time. Also leaves your breath smelling fresh.

I take a throbbing Russell once a day for health.

by MattLikesScotch December 7, 2013

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