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Gentlemen's Relish

A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.
I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.
by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018
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snappy gentlemen

The snappy gentleman is a a clapping fart it claps as it leaves the anus making a smacking effect. Best achieved while sitting on a hard chair or surface. A mild sent but can go all the way to a horrible stench.
"Who just pulled that snappy gentlemen!"
by Edwina rose April 11, 2022
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Gentlemen's Emporium

An imaginary place where a nice gentleman can be "found". He comes from a notable background. He is clean, noble and will make a fine husband.
This week I have a date with a fine guy that I got from the Gentlemen's Emporium. This guy will be a lot better than the hook-up that came from ManDonalds.
by MauMauTheVege December 26, 2011
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gentlemen of culture

this is how dudes commenting on thirst trap (and often ai-generated) youtube/facebook/tiktok videos salute and acknowledge each other's motives and aspirations
"Gentlemen of culture, we meet again>"
by nouiknouik May 3, 2025
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ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.

used in meme compilations, like REALLY used in them often paired with the song "baby i'm yours" in normal or earrape.
Guy 1: hey dude, Joe is really cool
Guy 2: who's Joe?
Guy 3: starts playing Baby i'm yours
Guy 3: Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.
Guy 1: *long breath* J O E M A M A
Guy 2: *is defeated*
by SpookyD00D October 9, 2019
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a gentlemens week

A week grace period before dumping her after she has either a) taken you on holiday or b) bought you a nice gift. After this you have no obligation to her.
Boy: I think we should see other people
Girl: Really? After I have just taken you to France last week.
Boy: To be fair, you did have a gentlemens week afterwards because you took me to france. I don't owe you anything
by beenbaba April 28, 2014
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pumpkin the gentlemen

Weirdo. Pedophile. Likes lolicon. Gets called out a million times but his fans don't care. Uses "its normal in Japan " as an excuse for his vile behavior.
A: Did you hear what pumpkin the gentlemen did?
B: Ughhhh... not again...
by kawaiigothicutie July 19, 2024
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