pond life

a group of stupid mindles dope smokers whos favourite pass time is sittin saying RANDOM and admiring pointless dutch entertainers

jeffels pete steve patta chris and all the other twunts who inhabit scarborough

by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

foggy pond

When a man masterbates and cums on his belly button making a foggy pond

I nutted and looked down realizing i have given myself a "foggy pond"

by Autumnsarse December 10, 2020

Lily Pond

A body of water filled specifically with waterlilies. Legend says the Lily Pond in Monet’s famous “Water Lilies” is actually the home of a troll. Trolls can often be found under and around pond bridges and the lilies make them happy.

“The troll sat on the bridge, overlooking the Lily Pond.”

by Mattiethetroll April 11, 2022

Pond scum

A worthless, non respectable human being. One might say “a shitty” person. Can be described as an ignorant person from California, Calabases to be more specific.

“That kid from California, jack? He is pond scum!”

by Fieldsgoodchicken November 10, 2020

ink pond

Place where tattooed people party together....festivals, biker bars, concerts, etc

That club is an "ink pond" after 10pm

by Scarred & Tatted April 2, 2022

golden pond

When a urinal gets clogged and won't flush and fills up with urin

Walked into the bathroom to take a piss and there was a golden pond happening so I used the sink

by milpoolSK March 18, 2017

Pee pond

When a guy urinates on a girl's chest while she squeezes her boobs together to form a puddle of fresh pee; a pee pond!

My chest is warm because of that awesome pee pond

by TheFlyingMeatball July 23, 2017