apple minion

Pimp as mofo who needs to kill himself quick. Right after slapping his mother with his 4 ft cock.

Dude your suck an apple minion for doing that

by Pimp Ass Mofo November 5, 2013

minion crew

the coolest group of people about :) they love talking together and they love making jokes and being funny. i ❤️ minion crew :)

“oh wow!!! minion crew are so cool 😄😄”

by charlieluvsminioncrew April 6, 2022

Douche minion

A follower and servant of a douche lord. Someone that is more repulsive than a douche lord; but not as nasty as a Douche Queen.

That fool does whatever that douche lord tells him too, he's a lowdown douche minion!

by nizipickatu April 12, 2010

da minion

People who consider themselves da minion are usually characters with low self confidence. Often trying to put other people down so that they can feel better about themselves. You should never trust a person who considers himself or herself a da minion instead of a da bob.

Mason Rhode goes by da minion

by Tamagachi3000 November 27, 2018

Filet Minion

When you give a fat girl a Beefalo steak and then she will do anything you ask.

"I didn't think she would do that on our first date, but after I took her to dinner, she was my complete filet minion."

by Ken Kaufman January 12, 2005

Satan's Minions

Brighton slang for seagull. Called this because they nicked all of ur chips. Originated in Sussex, Brighton, UK

Bro, d'you 'ave any chips left?

Nah bro, satan's minions got 'em all

by starhal April 1, 2020

Corpo Minion

A compound of Corpo and Minion:
Corpo - The lifepath of working at FAANG companies.
Minon - Just a minion tanking turret, who will never be remembered as Faker or Chovy.

e.g. That guy that just transferred from LinkedIn to Apple to Facebook.

PersonA: How's the corpo minion life treating you? What's Tim's asshole taste like?
Corpo Minion: I work at Facebook now.
PersonA: Oh, how's Zuck's asshole taste compared to Tim's?
Corpo Minion: You want me to restart as the Street Kid?
PersonA: Nah, its too late. You might as well wait to NewGame+ at this point.

by FireSourcery September 20, 2022