street tennis

a game in which the fresh (ghetto) kids at the Academies@Englewood partake on Thursday afternoons

Nathania: So what are you guys doing later?
Laura: Going to AP Calc tutorial.
Wojokh: Street tennis, bitch! :P
Laura: But it's raining outside...
Wojokh: I know. Street tennis doesn't wait for shine.

by ShutUpLAURA October 20, 2009

Camaro tennis

When a poor person gets a lot of money and spends it a Camaro and then crashes it, thus becoming poor again.

Those crack dealers won the lotto and then played Camaro Tennis and lost it all.

by Kyle Kman December 09, 2006

mens tennis

Batting balls around with another guy

Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.

You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring

It really shouldn't even be a thing

Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!

by Mandog098 February 06, 2014

Hand Tennis

A variation of tennis played using a handball, two science lab tables, and hands as racquets.

I can't believe wikipedia doesn't think the sport of hand tennis exists!

by reLAXing27 November 22, 2009

Office Tennis

The art of quickly passing an administration task to someone else, with the objective of reducing one's workload. It is common for the initiator to not fully understand the query, or give their Office Tennis opponent a summary of what is required. It is often active with several players at any one time.

This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.

Bob gets upset after receiving an office tennis email from Lisa, that does not explain what is required or has anything to do with him.

by branstonbeans November 12, 2009

Tennis ball

Throw it against the wall to forget your cancer!

Kid: Tennis ball throw it against the wall, Helps me forget about my cancer.
Cancer: Not cool dude, Not cool.

by Literally Nyan Cat October 17, 2023

tennis ball

someone who is roundly shaped like an egg. or very LARGE

that bitch built like a tennis ball

by SBDBJDDHDBFNDNDJ October 19, 2020