Tards

Simply, the plural form of the word tard. More than one tard.

Democrats are tards!

by keifermail September 22, 2009

tardish

The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).

note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.

heyz wat r uz up 2??
i waz juz doin dis net fingy ere
omgz! gtg now cyaz!!!11

by StormCyko July 12, 2004

tarding

The act of being retarded.

Ex: Josh was so tarding over bob
Ex: Billy was tarding so bad, we left him at the mall.

by Lekana October 1, 2005

Tarsis

1: An irrational, detrimental impulse, often revolving around amusement and jest.

2: Someone careless and often found casually flirting.

3: Slang for a dancing Pallas Cat.

1) Bathing in the rain is a very Tarsis thing to do.

2) A Tarsis came up to me and told me I was gorgeous.

3) Dude, check out that Tarsis! It's so fluffy and small.

by Tarmonster. February 3, 2010

Tardspoof

The act of reading something with terrible grammar and punctuation exactly as written in a serious tone. Usually accompanied by a video.

That tardspoof of two caveman discussing how a "babby" is formed and "way instain mothers" is hilarious.

by Ultimate_Magical_Trevor February 9, 2008

Tardshark

An overly aggressive, predatory bully who happens to also suffer from a legitimate mental disability.

Look, I know he has Downs Syndrome, but if that Tardshark picks on my kid one more time I'm gonna talk to his parents.

by mickeyphantasmo November 17, 2010

Tardoism

The act of being a tardo. Such that, there is a mental disfiguration in your mind, where you would be classified as having tardo qualities. Do not go near these people who have mastered tardoism. They will likely be wearing camo crocs, basketball shorts, camo long sleave shirt, hat, and potentially glasses. BE AWARE! STAY AWAY! RE-RE comin at ya!

Did you see that kid, steve, he has completely mastered tardoism!

by KING OF DA SWEET March 31, 2011