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Credit Card Swipe

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!
by Fridgemusa February 21, 2006
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swiped out

1) Demagnetized; the state of a credit or debit card which has been run through a card reader too many times.
2) Unable to access money in the bank due to the phenomenon of being swiped out (def. 1).
I gotta fill the tank, but my card's been swiped out.
by tomte May 19, 2004
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Swiney Hiney

Unlike the Swine Influenza where your symptoms are mostly respiratory with high fevers and can kill you, Swiney Hiney is mainly intestinal with high fevers which makes you squat,squeal, squeak and shit your brains out and may even cause death.
Shitting your brains out for days. Squatting, squealing, squeaking and squawking. Becoming dehydrated and maybe death which is diagnosed as "The Swiney Hiney Flu".
by Michelly711 November 9, 2009
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side swiped

when your friend tells you theres a chick visiting and you head to his house to meet her and the first glance of the female specimen causes your head to snap back in pain and one more for disgust.
indian guy - hey jimmy, come by the crib i want you to meet this chick

(1 hour later jimmy is in the hospital with neck injuries)

Jimmy - damn dat chick side swiped me
by DiaztheOG September 12, 2010
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swiped

adj. a person who has a negative quality that would make you want to swipe left on their profile on a dating app
That guy is so swiped, he still lives with his parents.
Stop acting so swiped, I know you're not dumb
You legit look so swiped, put on some makeup or something.
by arielleora December 27, 2017
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swipe

penis, preferably a big one
That man's swipe was swackin'!!!
by J. Threadgill February 26, 2008
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swipe

when something goes favorably (i.e. you get something for free, something good happens, someone does something for you, or you win in some way). if multiple events occur that are characteristic of a "swipe," then they can be called a double-swipe, triple swipe, multi-swipe, etc.
Guinevere: Hey, Eleanor! I just met these two guys who are super hot and are doctors.

Eleanor: Um, double swipe!
by aitasha March 10, 2009
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