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by Sargeant Sweatpants August 7, 2009
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Like faking it, but obvious. Can be used during really bad intercourse, or just in daily conversation.
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Guy #1: Wow did you see that babe? Im totally smargin' right now!
Guy #2: Yeah she totally gave me a smarge.
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