ya mum

That hilariously inspiring phrase.

"It's raining"
"Ya mums raining"

"I'm tired"
"Ya mums tired"

"I jumped out on her and she screamed"
"Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"

by Anonymous May 04, 2003

mum fluff

a bit like bum fluff. as a women gets to a certain age she begins to grow a moustache - similar to an adolescent boy. this gives them the 'let themselves go' look.

1) oh my god, your mum has let herself go, is that mum fluff i see on her face?
2 you should shave that off mate. you look my nan, she has mum fluff too.

by paddy 12345 October 12, 2009

Josh's mum

God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.

"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."

by BlackVegie September 02, 2008

phils mum

It is an urban of street term of saying cheap whore. it is used as an offensieve term and widley used throughout the uk.

e.g, Wow where have u been? down the sewer! you smell like phils mum!

by Robin Johns May 03, 2006

Keep mum

To keep your mouth shut

I keep mum, buddy

by Traldi October 16, 2019

Josh's mum

The biggest milf known to mankind, so hot making people go silent and stop what they're doing.

Wow Simon why are you so quiet, have you just seen Josh's mum?

by GeorgeSa80L85 December 20, 2016

Wing mum

When you're travelling with your mother for some reason and you have to make the most of what you got when it comes to meeting new people...

Johnny Blak: Rip shit up in mexico my bro...

Mack Blak: Gonna be hard without my wingman. Gonna have to make do with my wing mum.

by Johnny Blak February 26, 2009