Stridercest

The IMAGINED relationship between Dave strider and Dirk strider.
But fuck this hard in the ass because incest is not wincest and 60% of stridercest images are straight porn images. (Though I gotta admit it is hot as fuck.)

Jeff: “Stridercest is a ship that only sick fucking perverts ship.”

Billy: “But its pretty damn hot”

*looks up images of stridercest*

Jeff: “Shit you’re right now I’m hard.”

by IIHaveNoLife June 15, 2018

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)

1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)

by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012

toaster strudel bukake

The saving of all icing packets in a toaster strudel box for exclusive use on one pastry.

"Aren't you going to put some icing on your toaster strudel?"
"No, I don't have anymore icing, I gave my girlfriend a toaster strudel bukake last night."

by jizzyjack October 12, 2014

struds

a particularly good batch of weed.

I'm gonna grip some struds and then I'll hit you up.

by the-K-ster August 14, 2011

Friendly Straddle

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.

John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle

by Blank283 March 24, 2010

stride of pride

a reclamation of the walk of shame. Describes an occasion in which one must traverse public avenues the morning after a sexual encounter. One's status as a "strider" is usually aparent in the nature of one's dress, that somehow clearly indicates that one did not return to one's own home the night before. The quality of the sexual encounter and/or the social status of the partner(s) are generally factors that will turn a walk into a stride.

J saw Red walking down Washington St. at 10:30 wearing the suit and tie she'd had on the night before. "Walk of Shame?" J inquired. "No, Stride of Pride!" replied Red. "There's no shame in sex that good."

by RedBeet May 30, 2006

Stride

The best brand of gum ever.

Mmm stride sweet berry my fav.

by Dara12345678 November 4, 2008